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->How did it even come to this? This thought continually haunts you on a daily basis.
+>Wake up again. Annnnd you aren’t dead yet! This is a blessing. Truly.
->One second you're browsing the web in your tiny little shack of a home, the next you have a 2800 pound narwhal blasting through what used to be your living room... bedroom... well fuck it, it was pretty much all the same room with a cramped, poorly insulated hole of a bathroom attached.
+>Last night was relatively uneventful. You and Star made the nachos, some dip, and even some jalapeno poppers. Then you went and watched a bunch of rabbits and other wildlife get murdered. Ahh, the circle of life. Throughout the whole thing, Star seemed conflicted. On one hand, she thought the bunnies were cute, but the eagles and their razor sharp claws seemed to drive her into a wild excitement. And it seems like, for now, her little crush on you has been vanquished. Awkwardness hadn’t reared its ugly head again, and with Oskar taking her out tonight, you no longer had to worry about it. For once, things were finally working out. It was actually going to be ok-
->"A-Anon?"
+>*WHAM!* *CRRAAAACK*
->And now, by some fantastical act of fate you're here, living in the basement of an extremely odd Mexican family. Who upon your reflection, were a little too strangely accommodating to a stranger,even one who just had their house and possessions glassed by a magical interdimensional princess.
+>”ANON!”
->"A-Anon? Are you in there? Helloooo! Earth to Anon..."
+AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
->It's not even the fact that you lost pretty much all your stuff that really bothers you. You pretty much had nothing of value anyway... It's more along the fact that this room is an upgrade. Your old house could almost fit in this damn place. Plus they have CENTRAL AIR!
+>”AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
->"I can hear you rustling in there! Hey! HEY! Open up homeslice!"
+AHHHHHHHH WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING!?
->But there's one thing you can't get off your mind. Star. You hate her. Well, hate is a strong word, but god damn is that girl energetic... Her capacity for wearing a person down to dust is second to none...But for some reason, you can't get her out of your head.
+>”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
->"ANON I SWEAR! IM GONNA TURN THIS DOOR INTO A SYRUP PUDDLE IF YOU DON'T OPEN IT RIGHT NOW!”
+Star...STAR! STOP!
-There's just something about her that drives you insane. But, as much as she makes you crazy, you find yourself missing her from time to time. She seems so busy hanging out with Marco and going on all sorts of crazy adventures these days. She still invites you of course.
+>You spring out of bed and grab at her face, hoping to seize her lips and stop her piercing screams from reverberating throughout the room.
->"ALRIGHT ANON! YOU'VE GIVEN ME NO CHOICE! I STAR BUTTERFLY, PRINCESS OF MEWNI"
+>”AHHMMNPhnp-”
-
+SHHHHH!!!
-But she's out of her mind if she thinks you'll go anywhere near that shit after the first couple times. its not like you haven't gone. Its just that this girl almost killed you on 10 separate occasions, and you've only lived here for 6 months.
+>Star’s face completely freezes. She looks at you like a deer caught in the headlights. Your hands firmly grasp her chubby cheeks together, stopping her from making a peep. Actually now that you think about it...This was too easy. No counterpunch, no judo throw, nope, just a whole lot of nothing. This is unusual. You try to get a good look at her face but she refuses to look you in the eye. Is she… is she blushing?
->"HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS DOOR! YES! THIS DOOR! ANON'S DOOR! THE DOOR OF ANON! BE TURNED INTO MAPLE SYRUP, AND THE SYRUP SHALL BE STICKY, AND FLOW LIKE NECTAR
+Damn it Star, you’re going to give me a heart attack if you keep barging in here like that every morning.
-But damn have those 6 months been eventful. Hell, it beats living alone and miserable, shitposting on the internet for hours at a time... Spending days writing AND READING fanfiction based on children's cartoon shows.
+>You unclasp your hands from her mouth.
->"AND MAY THE SYRUP GODS BLESS THIS SPELL, AND MANY SPELLS TO COME. AMEN! READY OR NOT ANON!"
+“Sorry Anon! I’m just in some really serious trouble right now and I have no idea what to do!”
-Well...really, life here isn't awful. Wow, actually, even with the threat of total annihilation and being murdered on a daily basis, it's not so ba-
+Ohh no...
->"SUPER SYRUP-"
+>You peer at your clock. 10am.
-Wait WHAT THE FUC?!
+It's not even noon yet! What trouble? What’s happening and why am I instantly involved again!?
->"DOOR TRANSFORM!"
+>”Anon it's just that… I completely forgot! I’m such an idiot! Ohh man, I’m Starring it up so bad right now. Why do I do this to myself?”
-If you didn't know any better, this sensation would feel good, if it wasn't going to be the death of you. All you can taste is maple syrup. Hmm... drowning in syrup. I guess its not a bad way to go. Actually, thats a pretty badass way to die. Well...You're going to have to take in a breath of death sooner than later, not much air left.
+Forgot what? Can you just tell me what's wrong already?
-
+>”My sister!”
->"surberuebr....RRBWAB! SUBSSUSUCUKkK!!!"
+Yo-your sister? Wait. What? I thought you were an only child?
->You gasp for breath like your life depended on it, cause it fucking DOES DEPEND ON IT.
+>”Only child!? HUH? Who the heck told you that?”
-You look at the wreckage that was your room. Brown maple syrup bukkake ALL OVER everything. You can't even tell where your bed begins and the pile of syrup ends. This girl will actually be the death of you.
+Uhhhh… well I don’t know if you… well…I thought uhh...Marco...uhhm... I...I don’t really remember, now that you mention it
-Star! What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! No wait. Don't answer that.
+>”Of course you don’t Anon. My older sister is a bit of a black sheep in the family. Nobody really likes to bring her up. Bad memories. She cut off a mermaids tail. 6 years ago, I think, when she was only 12. She lost her right to be queen for it, as per tradition. She’s even a bigger rebel than I am, I guess. Total badgirl. Yeaaaahehehe. Anyway, my parents and her don’t really talk very much anymore, but she contacted me out of the blue just this morning. I feel terrible for her Anon, she’s kinda in a bad place in her life right now. She has nobody she can depend on. A completely lonely mess of a girl with nowhere to turn. Sooo… I sorta… invited her here.”
->"ANONN!!! You're... alive!!! oh man I am sooooo sorry Anon. Please tell me you're ok? “
+Oh. Well that's good then, what's the problem with that? You'll get to spend time with her.
-Its ok, I'm sure its not hard to clean maple syrup out of my computer's power supply. NO BIGGIE!
+>”The problem? The problem is she’s gonna be here TONIGHT! I’m supposed to be going on a date with Oskar! She has nobody to hang with!”
->"ohh no, you are mad, wait wait wait! I can fix this, give ol' Star a chance"
+So who cares, no big deal, just reschedule your date or something.
-OH GOD NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!? DONT! HEY, DONT YOU LIFT THAT WA-
+>”No way Jose! I...I HAVE to go Anon. This is my ONE chance to get with OSKAR GREYSON! You don’t understand, he’s one of those cool, badboy types! You only get one shot with those type of guys! He’ll be off getting some other girl tomorrow. I’ll LOSE MY CHANCE! MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED!”
->"ANTI SYRUP CLEANING WAVE!"
+Cmon Star… You’re overreacting.
-You didn't even have time to shut your eyes. But you're pretty damn sure you can see every vessel in them. You're dead, you know it. This is it, a flash of white light is taking you to heaven. It was a good life, you had tendies, they were crispy and buffalo style, things were goo-
+>“UGGH!!!  I’m such a terrible sister too, first I have to bail on her and then I can’t even find someone to keep her company!”
->"uhh Anon? Are you gonna open your eyes any time soon?"
+>Damn it, won’t anything shut this girl up? That bed looks so comfortable right now.
-Huh? Oh... I'm alive. Cool. And everything isn't ruined! YES! My computer! My save file of Lederhosen Tycoon 2: Mob War is still here too! FUCK YEA!
+>”I’m screwed Anon! SCREWED! I’M HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING ALONE OR BEING WITHOUT MY FAMILY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!”
- Wait...why are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be on some stupid beach trip with Marco and Jankie or some shit?
+>OH GOD! PLEASE SHUT UP! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SHUT HER UP!
->"Uhhhhh....you mean Jackie??"
+I’LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT OK!? I’ll hang out with her tonight, alright? I got it. NOW PLEASE, STOP YELLING!
-Yea yea whatever, the sk8er chick, the one who probably drank a case of growth hormone milk a day.
+>Star’s face explodes from pure strife into excitement in an instant. Her sudden change of mood takes you by surprise, nearly knocking you back onto your bed from the sheer shock of it.
->"Oh... Uhh. Yeaaaaa... Marco and the gang went ahead without me, I wasn't feeling so good this morning. I mean, I know its saturday and stuff. But I'd rather hang around the crib ya know homie?"
+>”Do you really mean it Anon!? DUDE! You’re a lifesaver! Oh my god thank you SO much I swear I’ll make this up to you I promise!”
->She winks and elbows you in the chest to emphasize that last part.
+>Star jumps up and down in place in a fit of glee. You have to admit, Star’s really cute when she gets all excited.
->You know... This wouldn't be so bad, you'd get a chance to hang out with the autism princess one on one. Its been quite a while since you two hung out together proper anyway. Ever since this spring, Star had been hanging around Marco an awful lot. You barely got to see just her anymore... Wait a second what the fuck is going on here?
+Uhh… Do you… have a picture of her?
-Star...I don't know about this. Are you ok?
+>”Why yes! I thought you’d never ask.”
->"Waddaya mean Anon? I'm cool, I'm completely fine! SO FINE! No problem at all!"
+>Star pulls out a suspiciously glittery envelope from her overalls. As she opens it, glitter pours out all over your carpet. Like… at least a half pound of it. God...fucking...damn it.
-Are you sure about that Princess?
+>”Uhh...ignore that for now, sorry, I’ll clean it up later.”
->"Hey, don't call me that, prick"
+I hate you.
-Whoa, whats with the pottymouth, your highness?
+>”Which one is it here, nope nope no-YEP! There ya go. That's my sister, the one and only Sky Butterfly.”
->"Fuck you anon!"
+>She must be kidding. If it wasn’t for Star’s distinct red horns and childish get-up, you’d barely be able to tell them apart. Standing there next to Star was what you assumed to be her doppelganger. A girl around the same height, same build, same eyes, same cheeks, same face, but different style of hair and dress. She wore a more reserved and elegant look. Earrings, flat colors, shoes instead of boots, a very simple dress, and to top it off, a teal highlight in her hair... It made her appear, at least to you, much more serious and collected than her little sister standing next to her, giving her bunny ears in her rainbow overalls.
-Hahaha! Its so cutesey when you say it. As that big frog guy would say, "You sound like leettle bebby girl who is in need of stern talking to"
+>”Hmm, you don’t have much to say do you Anon? Are ya a little...starstruck?”
->"ANON! uggh! Stop being a turd.”
+Huh?
->Star pouts as she looks down at her shoes. Her facial expression betraying her normally happy demeanor.
+>”She’s really pretty isn’t she? That's my sis! Yep. We’re super similar too. We have alot of the same interests and hobbies, we actually share more in common than anyone I know! She’s just been so busy living out in the countryside and all. And I haven’t gotten as much of a chance to sneak out and visit her now that I’ve been here.”
-Whats with that look? Is something wrong? Ohhh. Are you feeling upset about, ya know...them? Again?
+Hmm, so Sky huh? You Butterfly girls have such original names.
->"Phhh whaaaaat? Nooo...I'm TOTALLY over all that stuff. Marco and Jackas-Jackie make a great couple. “
+>”Heyyy… You better not say that around my Dad. He’s killed people for less than that.”
-Sounds like a load of bull, Star.
+Jeeze, forget I said anything. So. she’s your older sister? How much older again?
->"Nonono! seriously, I really don't care that much...
+>”Four years.”
-Hmmm...ok. I guess?
+Four?
->"Alright fine, I stayed home on purpose!!!!!"
+>”Yes, Four.”
-Wow, that was easy.
+Four years?
->"But honestly, why should I have to watch those two smack lips while me and Janna draw in the sand like toddlers!? The waves totally sucked, I’m sick of looking at Jackie prancing around in her stupid “sports” bikini with her big boobs flopping around, and last time some old lady ACTUALLY thought I was Marco and Jackie’s special needs daughter because of my stupid swimmies! Can you even understand how humiliating that is for me!?”
+>”FOUR. YEARS. Four of them”
-The swimmies...Did they have pretty pink princess polka dots on them?
+Alright alright. So that makes her...eighteen?
->"Anonnn...I swear, on my honor as a princess of Mewni... i'm going to slaughter yo-"
+>”Yep! That’s right Anon. She’s my 18 year old sister. Hey, whats with that look? You better not get any ideas Anon!”
-You know Star, those are fair points, bailing sounds like the right choice. You didn’t need to torture yourself.
+What? Me? I wouldn’t dream of having ideas. N-nope! No ideas here.
->"Huh? Wait really? You don't think I'm a party shitter for bailing?"
+>”Good. I think she’s freshly single anyway sooo...ya know. Just saying. Back off.”
-Star...how do you not even know....Party shitter?...What? you know what, forget that. No Star, I don't think you're a shitter for bailing.
+Hey, for the record, you have the idea OK? Not me.
->"Thanks Anon. That means alot to me. Par-tay shitters really suck. Yep. I would know. Lots of bounce loungin’ under this girls belt"
+>”Whatever you say Anon. Hey so, I’m gonna go ahead and get ready for my date. Sky should be here later tonight. Try to at least be a gentleman ok? I’m going to call her and tell her I can’t make it. And Anon?”
-So...anywayyyy... why are you still here again?
+Yes, warden?
->"Uhhhhm...OH! Yeah...Anyway. I thought that since I’m aroundddd, ya know maybeee...we could hang out... go see a movie... annnnd get some dinner tonight?”
+>”You better behave. I don’t want to hear about you mistreating her. Treat her like you would treat me”
-Yea sure! Let me know when Marco gets back and we can get some grub.
+Uhhhh… I don’t think that's a good idea.
->"Wait wait wait! That's not what I meant Anon. What I meant is... just the two of us. Just uhh... me and you?"
+>”Just shut up and listen to me ok? No bad Anon tonight. Be good, for this one time. Just let loose, be yourself. I guarantee you’ll like her. Got it!? Oh yea. One more thing... I know where you live Anon”
->What? Did you hear that correctly? Did Star Butterfly just ask you out on a date?
+Yes… yes ma’am.
-Oh uh...n-uhh...huh...um, Star? I really don't think that's a good idea.
+>Star makes her way towards the door with slitted eyes and a serious grin. She takes her two fingers and points at her eyes, then yours. She grabs at the door and swings it open with unnecessary force. She leaps to the other side, then slowly closes it while glaring at you...
->"What do you mean by that Anon?"
+>A couple awkward seconds pass and you’ve decided you’re getting the last word. You open your door up in a huff and yell out after her.
-Well, what I’m saying is, people on earth would find it pretty weird.
+Hey Star!!! Don’t forget.
->"Weird? WEIRD? Hahaa! Cmon Anon, I'm the princess of weird, I eat weird fo' LUNCH! What's the big deal home doggie dog?"
+>”Huh?”
-Ok you’ve gotta stop with that shit.
+I know where you live too you damn bug!
->”Sorry.”
+>The door to the basement slams loudly in response. GOTTEM!
-I mean like, weird in a bad way.
+>Well, looks like you’re going on a surprise date with Star’s older sister. Who looks just like her. And apparently acts just like her, but more rebellious, and more stylish. But... is also older than Star. And legal. Legally aged. And you’ve never met her before. Hell, you didn’t even know she existed. It seems like tonight could go horribly wrong. Knowing your luck, it will, and you’ll have a new type of Star waking you up tomorrow. A morning star. In your skull.