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- >"Spike, take a letter." calls out Twilight.
- >A small purple lizard trots in the room, but freezes in fear at the sight of you.
- >"It's okay Spike. He isn't here to hurt us."
- >He nods, never taking his eyes off you except to write Twilight's letter.
- >She requests a formal introduction of a new species of animal to Princess Celestia.
- >When the letter is completed the lizard breathes fire on the scroll, and it disappears.
- "Uh... Why did you just burn that scroll?"
- >"Oh, he didn't burn it. He teleported it to the princess."
- "...How?"
- >"Using magic of course!"
- >What form of hell did you manage to stumble into?
- >The sooner you return to Earth, the better off you will be in the long run.
- >Your parishioners will likely be worried about your well being.
- >The church could even think you abandoned the job.
- >You shudder at the thought of losing your rank and title.
- "Well. Fine. When can we-"
- >The purple lizard lets loose a large belch, releasing a stream of green fire into the room.
- >A scroll appears from the fire, and Spike catches it.
- >He unravels the note, and reads it carefully.
- >"The princess says you can take the next train to Canterlot and join her for dinner this evening."
- >"Thank you Spike. Anon, let's go."
- "That's Father Anon."
- >"Sure."
- >You grind your teeth following the purple horse to the train station.
- >This society was completely backwards.
- >Functioning on magic to perform basic tasks, when it's a tabooed subject on your world.
- >The ponies were friendly enough, but just how many of their customs were you going to have to tolerate.
- >You feel your right breast-pocket for your Bible, one of the few pieces of the real world that you have left.
- >When you arrive at the station, Twilight begins to barrage you with questions about Earth.
- >She was amazed that ponies weren't sentient creatures on Earth, and as a result, asked about them for most of the train ride.
- >While being a eye-aching shade of pink, the train seems to be just like a steam train from Earth.
- >Conversation with Twilight is helping to quickly pass the time on the train ride.
- >"What about magic though? Surely humans use magic on Earth, or maybe unicorns!"
- >Twilight looks to you with a hopeful look in her eyes.
- >You ponder how you would answer this question without offending her.
- "In my world... Magic... The magic that you ponies use, isn't really seen as a normal thing."
- >She looks at you curiously.
- >"So, like a special gift?"
- >The history lessons of how witches were treated on Earth flash through your head.
- "I suppose you can say that. People with that... gift, try to keep it secret. If they can, that is."
- >Twilight looks outside the window and thinks to herself.
- >"So, magic is more like a taboo on Earth?"
- >Your silence answers her question.
- >The mountainside city in the distance glistens in the bright sunshine.
- >As you sit in the rail car in silence, you decide to break the silence.
- "So, uh. What do ponies here do with their free time?"
- >She seems to lighten up a little bit.
- >"Ever since I was a little filly I loved to read books. Whenever I read all the books in a library, I would go find a new library or begin rereading all of them."
- >You let out a small chuckle.
- "That's quite the love for reading. I'm quite a bit of a reader myself."
- >"Does everyone read back on Earth?"
- "Not as much as they should in my opinion. There is many wonderful things that can be found in the written word."
- >Twilight turns to you as if she suddenly found her soulmate.
- >You spend the rest of the train ride talking about the different books that you read on Earth while she listens like an awestruck child.
- >The train stops when you finally satiate all of her questions about Romeo and Juliet.
- >Canterlot is massive, much like the big cities of Earth.
- >You follow the purple unicorn since she seems to know these streets like the back of her hand.
- >Hoof.
- >It will be hard to get used to that.
- >As you approach the castle, you can't help but notice large marble statues of a pony with both wings and a horn.
- >There were remarkable pieces of art.
- >Some had the pony holding massive swords and some had her emblazoned with the sun.
- >These must be monuments to Princess Celestia.
- >You will make your own evaluation of this goddess once you meet her.
- >It's hard to keep an open mind in this world when so many things seem horribly wrong.
- >The castle walls are heavily fortified by armored guards.
- >Each guard has the sun of Celestia emblazoned on their armor and give stern looks as the two of you pass into the castle.
- >The outside gardens have marble statues of Celestia's foes in fearful positions, and the hedges are cut in the shape of her image.
- >As you enter the castle, the amount of stained glass and size of the rooms are awe-inspiring.
- >Following a long red velvet rug, the two of you are stopped.
- >"Twiley! Good to see you!"
- >"Hey there big brother! How are you?"
- >"I'm fine. You must be this Anon that I've heard about so much."
- "Father Anon. Pleased to meet your acquaintance."
- >He nods to you.
- >"This way. She decided to give you the rooms near her personal quarters."
- >The three of you ascend a long staircase, and at the very top, three golden doors line the left of the hallway.
- >"The first one is Twilight's, and the last one is Celestia's." says Shining Armor.
- "Thanks."
- >Pushing hard on the golden doors reveals a large extravagant room decorated after the sun itself.
- >White marble floors, golden chairs adorning a marble table that has a Celestia statue in the center as well as a personal bathroom.
- >Last but not least, a king sized bed with golden curtains.
- >A sight for sore eyes to say the least.
- >Nearly jumping on it, you lay on the bed.
- >It's nearly like laying on a cloud, and the mattress gave no squeaks or reaction to it's new inhabitant.
- >This, you could get used to.
- >Rubbing your forehead, you try to get some sort of sense of the situation.
- >Maybe your bible would lend you some insight.
- >You open it up and turn to a random page.
- "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)
- >Huh.
- >You hear a knock on your door, causing you to leave your paradise.
- "Come in."
- >Twilight enters your room with a smile.
- >"It's time for dinner, I'll show you the way."
- "Sure, sounds good."
- >You place your bible back into your pocket when Twilight sees it.
- >"Ooohh! Is that a book from Earth?"
- "Yeah... I suppose you could say it's a favorite of mine."
- >"Would you mind if I read it?" she says with hope in her eyes.
- >How could you say no to such an innocent face.
- "Sure, here."
- >You hand the book off to Twilight, who begins to read it.
- >"This... sure looks interesting. Is this first chapter the creation of your world?"
- "Yeah."
- >"Is it fiction?"
- "In my world, some people believe it is, while some people believe it isn't. It's a very, very old book."
- >"What do you think?" She says looking up to you.
- "I believe that it's true."
- >"Then I will think it's non-fiction." She says with a smile.
- >"Let me put this in my room, and we will head down."
- >Soon, the two of you are at the bottom of the stairway heading towards a delectable aroma.
- >If you were lucky, you managed to have dinner occasionally with a family that pitied you.
- >Wages were usually only enough for some sandwiches when you had to make your own dinner.
- >Twilight opens the door to the great hall revealing one large long table adorned with golden utensils and a wide array of vegetarian delicacies.
- >You were always a meat and potatoes kind of guy, but tonight you could easily make an exception.
- >Twilight takes a seat next to the head of the table, and she motions for you to sit next to her.
- >Taking your seat, seven guards file into the room.
- >One of them you recognize as Shining Armor, but he is now wearing armor that is, well, shining.
- >"Please rise for the ruler of Equestria, and goddess of the sun, Princess Celestia."
- >Twilight stands and bows her head, and you do the same for the sake of manners.
- >At very least because she rules this country.
- >Looking up, you get to see the princess for yourself.
- >She's tall, almost up to your chest, unlike the other ponies.
- >Her statues don't seem to do her justice, as her white fur is as radiant as the sun itself, and her mane seems to be flowing on it's own.
- >The alicorn princess is truly a sight to behold, but you wouldn't classify her as a goddess by any means, let alone of something like the sun.
- >You may not approve of everything science teaches, but the Earth revolved around the sun, and this planet likely revolves around it's sun too.
- >A gentle smile forms on the face of the princess.
- >"Please Twilight, we've known each other far too long for formalities."
- >Twilight giggles and blushes.
- >"Yes, princess."
- >The princess seats herself at the head of the table, and the two of you retake your seats.
- >"Princess, this is..."
- >She looks to you, questioning her choice of words.
- >"Father Anon. He claims to be from a planet called Earth."
- >The princess looks at you inquisitively.
- >"Father Anon... hmmm. Is that a title of respect for fostering many children on your planet?"
- >You smile and shake your head.
- "No princess. Where I am from, the title of Father is given to those who are leaders of a religious faith."
- >Suddenly the pieces are beginning to add up in Twilight's head, and she turns to you with a concerned expression.
- >"I see then. What does your religious faith believe?" asks Celestia calmly, pouring herself a glass of wine using her magic.
- "I'd prefer if we didn't talk about that right now."
- >"I'd prefer if we did, Anon." She stares at you over the rim of her glass.
- >You know that you have been boxed into a corner, so you might as well show your hand.
- "My faith believes that there is only one God, and that all others are simply fakes and tricks."
- >The room goes silent, and the air could be cut with a knife.
- >Twilight stares directly into her empty plate.
- >Celestia sips her glass of wine.
- >"I see... Well then, we will have to find a way to return you to your world then. It shouldn't be too much trouble."
- "I thank you Celestia."
- >"Princess will suffice for now Anon."
- >You wouldn't dare correct the ruler of this country, but she is beginning to grate on your nerves.
- >Celestia's hard demeanor then loosens up.
- >"Well then! Doesn't this just look marvelous! Let's dig in."
- "Sounds great."
- >Folding your hands, you say your grace before your meal.
- >Twilight looks at your actions carefully.
- >"Uhm... Father Anon... What are you doing."
- >You finish your prayer.
- "Just a meal ritual from home."
- >"Is it related to your faith?" Celestia asks passively.
- "Yes."
- >"Yes, princess."
- >You look to her, irritation in your eyes.
- "Yes, princess."
- >The meal is fairly silent, with the exception of Twilight filling in the princess in her studies of friendship.
- >"How is the food Anon?"
- "It's really good."
- >She stares at you.
- "... princess."
- >"You are already learning Anon."
- >That's about enough.
- "Pardon me, princess, Twilight, I need to attend to something in my room. Please excuse me."
- >Storming out of the dinner room, you hardily expected to feel so disrespected in a world of multicolored horses.
- >It's going to be hard to keep your patience when you are around the princess, but you will have to do your best in order to get home.
- >Slamming the door to your room, you lay back down on your comfortable mattress and pull aside the curtains.
- >You say a prayer for patience, and close your eyes for rest.
- >You wake up to the sound of hooves in your room.
- >Bright moonlight shines into your room, illuminating the tall creature, but the curtains hide it's identity from view.
- >Hoofsteps slowly approach the foot of your bed, and the curtains become illuminated with a golden magic.
- >The curtains pull apart to reveal the princess with determined eyes and a malevolent smile.
- >"Good Evening."
- >You sit up in bed with anger written across your face.
- "How can I assist you, princess?"
- >"I was thinking... we could discuss the terms of your return to Earth."
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