(FR) Day G-Major in Equestria (Toast)

prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/25/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/g-major

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>Day G-Major in Equestria
>Wake up.
>Shit.
>Sing in the shower.
>What a fucking glorious baritone.
>Shave.
>Climb downstairs to prepare yourself some toast.
>Stare at toaster intensely.
>Today will be the day.
>You will catch the toast as it pops-up.
>Delicate precautions have been taken.
>You even began cooking one hour before Yellowrapist usually comes for her daily fetish attempt.
>Just be patient.
>Deep breath.
>Time seems to slow down.
>Wipe sweat from brow.
>*Knock Knock*
>The knocking distracts your superhuman focus.
>*DING!*
>The toast flies into the air and lands neatly back in the toaster.
"Shit!"
>You will catch the toast.
>One day.
>Tear open the door.
"What do you want?" You yell in your deep tone.
>A demonic warped sound emanates from the yellow pony's mouth.
>"Are deep voices your fetish Anon?"
>You stare at her.
"No. How did you even do that. In fact. No. Don't fucking say a word until that shit wears off. Go home."
>You slam the door in her face.
>What the hell.
>Now your toast is cold.
>I guess there is always tomorrow.
>Fucking Fluttershy.