Strelnikov Batpony Oneshot

Written on a whim at the idea suggested to me by Imperius, to commemorate Strelnikov's last day on Earth, October 8th, 2012.

Gonna miss you, bud.

Idea inspired from this image: http://i.imgur.com/TnQLISi.gif

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>DAY CRAZY NIGHT ON EARTH
>BE STRELNIKOV, TRIPFAG OF /MLP/ AND /K/
>TALKING TO TINYCHAT ABOUT AILMENT THAT MIGHT KILL YOU
>”dix: Well, we appreciate you dropping by and keeping us posted”
>”dix: You know all of /mlp/’s rootin for ya”
>THAT DIX GUY, HE GOOD
>YOU MAKE SURE HE AND YOU HAVE DRINK ONE DAY IF SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH
>TAKE LONG DRINK OF VODKA BOTTLE AS YOU HEAR CRASH IN BEDROOM BEHIND YOU
“FUCK”
“BAT IS IN ROOM”
>IS FLYING AROUND CRASHING INTO EVERYTHING
“LEAVE WINDOW OPEN HOLD ON GET BROOM”
>YOU RUN INTO HALLWAY, GRAB BROOM
>STUPID BAT KEEP CRASHING INTO SHELVES, KNOCKING DOWN PRIZED BOTTLES OF VODKA
“REMOVE KEBAB”
>SWING BROOM LIKE MADMAN, FINALLY SMACK IT IN THE HEAD
>IT CRASH INTO WALL, KNOCKED FOR LOOP, LEFT BLOOD STAIN ON WALL
>YOU CLEAN THAT LATER
>”Whoa… where am I?”
“YOU IN MY HOUSE NOW, BATMAN”
>BAT LOOKS UP AT YOU WITH BIG EYES
>IT BIG BAT
>ALMOST TOO BIG
>ALMOST
>YOU GRAB BY THE HEAD AND PICK UP, THROWING IT IN TRASH CAN
>RETURN TO COMPUTER
“FINALLY GOT THE BASTARD”
“I HIT HIM WITH BROOM”
“LEAVE BLOOD MARK ON WALL”
“FLYING RAT”
>GRIN AT GREAT SUCCESS, ALL IN CHAT IMPRESSED
“BATMAN NO MATCH FOR STRELNIKOV!”
>YOU HEAR RUMBLING IN TRASH CAN, AND ANOTHER CRASH
“SHIT”
>RUN OUT OF ROOM TO LOOK, SEE BAT STANDING ON FOUR LEGS LOOKING AT YOU
>GRAB BROOM
“DEAD BAT IN GARBAGE CAN IS BETTER THAN ALIVE RAT IN BEDROOM”
>TODAY WAS KEBAB REMOVING DAY