Crazy Russian kid addicted to video games - Transcript

Title: Crazy Kids Dont Wanna Turn Off The Computer
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vtN5BmosBI

<START OF TRANSCRIPT>

Title #1: Year 2011, somewhere in Ukraine

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha and his grandma>
Grandma: Turn it off please.
Sasha: NO!
Grandma: It's for you own good.
Sasha: I SAID SHUT UP YOU DUMB!
Narrtor: <Says something in Ukrainian that I can't understand>

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha and his mom>
Mom: Turn it off.
Sasha: I HOPE YOU DIE!

<Cuts to a scene where Sasha kinda rapes his brother, yet nobody cares, and then cuts to some party event, some fighting between the siblings>
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>

<Cuts to Sasha's room>
Mom: Turn It Off.
Sasha: <Screams> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

<Cuts to some scenes where Sasha is having a total meltdown and screaming like a banshee>
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>

Title #2: <Something in Russian>

<Cuts to Sasha's room>
Sasha: You know, I wanna show you something, where it be some meat, <something in russian>, murder and naked t*ts. You will now see. (*The kid speaks broken Russian and have hard to understand accent, so it isn't a translation error*)
<Showing some extreme gore cartoon show and Sasha is laughting like a psychopath>
Sasha: HAHAHA, Oh that's so cool!

Title #3: <Something in Russian>

<Cuts to Sasha at gym>
Narrator: <Says something about Sasha's physical condition>
Sasha: Ayyy! I'm can't!
Gym Instractor: Look.
Gym Instractor: 1... Hold tight, 2... 3. Comeon, do a pull-up.
<Sasha screams in pain and fails to do even one>
Gym Instractor: He is in a terrible physical condition, he is overweighted, he doesn't have strength in his muscles, and for his age it's dangerous.

<Cuts to a scene with the host(?) of the show>
Host: From tomorrow and on, you're gonna play video games of only 1 hour per day.
Sasha: <Interrups him> I don't agree.
Host: OK, but still listen until I finish, OK?
Host: 1 hour per day, and games that don't include violence, blood or murder.
Sasha: Then I totally disagree with this.
Host: I made that rule not for you not playing at all, but for rehab you from addiction to games, because you act like a drug addict, yeah like drug addicts can't do without drug the same is you for video games - you can't be without them. And I want you to learn how to live without video games.
Sasha: <Interrups host> But I don't want this!
Host: <Continue> And after you learn that, you can play without any restictions. I'm sorry Sasha but there is no choice.
Sasha: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK! <Leaves>

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha and him mom>
Mom: Sasha, we agreed to live by the new rules, turn off the computer please, I will come in a minute.
Sasha: And that's what I'll do.
Narrotor: <Says that Sasha obey the rules and didn't put a fight>
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha alone>
Sasha: <Bragging about the new rules and cussing, threatening he won't obey the rules, like for ex. he will come back from school and will play video games all day>

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha and him mom>
Sasha: MOM WAIT!
Mom: [...] you got 30 minutes left.
Sasha: Mom I want to do something here.
Mom: Turn it off, you can play something else in the remaining time...
Sasha: <Interrups his mom> I DON'T TO PLAY IN THE VIRTUAL CITY! (*some video game, maybe SimCity?*)
Mom: Sasha! I'm turning it off or you gonna turn it off by yourself?
Sasha: MOM WAIT! <Starts to cry>
Mom: OK I'm counting till 3 and turning it off. 1...
Sasha: NO!
Mom: Sasha, 2! You have a chance to play another game in the remaining time, time is running...
Sasha: I DON'T WANT THIS DUMB GAME.
Mom: The clock is ticking. You can sit and do nothing but the time still runs.
Mom: Turn it off!
Sasha: NO!
Mom: Sasha, 2.5!
Sasha: I'M NOT GOING TO TURN IT OFF WHILE I'M DOING SOMETHING!
Mom: Sasha turn it off, 2.5!!!!
Sasha: NOOO!
Mom: Then I'm gonna turn it off by myself.
Sasha: I'M NOT GONNA TURN IT OFF UNTIL...
Mom: <Interrups Sasha> Sasha!
Sasha: MOM I'M NOT GONNA TURN IT OFF...
Mom: <Interrups Sasha> I'M GOING TO TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!
Sasha: JUST WAIT I JUST WANNA TO DO SOMETHING HERE!
Mom: Sasha!
Sasha: Mom I'm feeling sick, JUST WAIT...
Mom: <Interrups Sasha> YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!
Sasha: IT'S GONNA BE FAST! (*he thinks he is sonic or something?*)
Mom: You need to turn it off.
Sasha: NO!
Mom: Yes!
Sasha: <Screams> NOOOOOO!!!!
Narrator: <Says that Sasha starting to protest against him mom>
Mom: Turn it off!
Sasha: <Screams even louder> NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mom: And don't scream please.
Sasha: I HAD ENOUGHT OF YOU!
Mom: Don't scream!
Sasha: I'M NOT TURNING IT OFF!
Mom: Then I'm going to turn it off!
Sasha: MOM!
Mom: <Relexed voice> Then I'm going to turn it off.
Sasha: Mom I just wanna to read something here and that's it!
Mom: So let me turn it off?
Sasha: MOM!!!
Mom: Let me turn it off!?
Sasha: I JUST WANT TO READ AND I'LL TURN IT OFF!!!
Sasha: MOM NOO!!!!
Sasha: Here this I need to read <points to the screen>
Mom: I'm gonna turn it off.
Sasha: <Screams> MOMMMMMMM! DON'T TURN IT OFF!!!!!
Mom: That's it.
Sasha: <Screams even louder> YOU F*CKING DUMB, GO F*CK YOURSELF F*CKING DUMB I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Slams the door and leaves>

<Cuts to kitchen where Sasha is having a meltdown>
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>
Sasha: DUMB RULES!!!
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>
Mom: Open the door immediately!
Sasha: I DON'T WANT TO!
Mom: Immediately I said!
Sasha: NO!
Mom: Faster!
Mom: I want to enter the kitchen for god sake. <Sasha opens the door>
Mom: What have you done!? You want to ruin the whole house?!
Mom: Put it down!
Mom: OK my baby, that's not going to work.
Sasha: <Screams> I WON'T LISTEN TO THE RULES, GO F*CK YOURSELF IN THE A** B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: SIT THERE!
Mom: I'm going to punish you really hard for the cussing you made, do you understand me?!
Sasha: I'm not going to obey the rules!
Mom: You were asked to obey calmly what's said to you! Can you obey?
Sasha: I'm not going to obey those rules! <Says something in broken Russian> I'm not going to!

<Cuts to leaving room with Sasha and his mom>
Mom: Sasha we have a problem with the computer, you know.
Sasha: I don't want to!
Mom: Because you're addicted to the computer, it took control on your life. We need to resist it.
Sasha: Why this?
Mom: You have a choice.
Sasha: Those rules are dumb!
Mom: No Sasha.
Sasha: I'm not choosing either.
Mom: It's for you own health.
Sasha: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT MY HEALTH!!!!!!!!
Narrator: <Says something in Ukrainian>
Mom: What happend?
Sasha: I want to be kicked out from the house!
Mom: You need help? help you?
Sasha: <Cries> YES! YES!!!!
Mom: I'm going to help you right away.
Mom: Help you?
Sasha: YESSSSSSSS!
Mom: OK, Lets help you. come on, go on, move forward!
Mom: Comeon comeon, forward!
Mom: Comeon comeon comeon comeon comeon.
Mom: Let me move this box for you.
Mom: You see? Your butt is stuck, yeah? You can't crawl out?
Sasha: No.
Mom: You're failing.
Sasha: Mom but...
Mom: <Interrups Sasha> But you need it! Huh?!
Sasha: Mom I don't want...
Mom: <Interrups Sasha> That's a hard task for you isn't it?
Sasha: I don't want to ever obey those rules!
Mom: And why is your butt go big?
Sasha: MOM!!!!!!
Mom: Sasha! Sasha! That's not how it's going to be! Do you understand this?
Sasha: I don't want to ever obey those rules!
Mom: That's not how it's going to be, like it was before!
Mom: There won't be such a thing that the computer takes over your life! That's not gonna happen! Do you understand?

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha and his mom>
Narrator: <Says that Sasha didn't listen to his mom and played some violent video game>
Mom: Sasha, no, we already agreed about this, that those games...
Sasha: <Interrups mom> I didn't agree to anything.
Mom: ...That those games like this one are banned and restricted...
Sasha: <Cries and interrups mom> BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO ANYTHING!
Mom: ...And now we will start fighting all over again.
Sasha: It's going to be fast!
Mom: Sasha!
Sasha: Mom!
Mom: We have a restriction for games like this, you get me?
Sasha: Mom it's <Says something in broken Russian>
Sasha: Mom look! See?
Mom: Sasha turn it off please.
Sasha: Let me explain! You even didn't let me explain!
Mom: Turn it off please!
Sasha: Let me explain!
Mom: Sasha we are gonna fight all over again.
Sasha: MOM LET ME SAY!
Mom: Don't scream, I hear you perfectly.
Mom: Sasha!
Sasha: You are doing this on purpose!
Mom: It's not going anywhere. We don't need this.
Sasha: You turned it off!
Mom: Big deal...
<Sasha cries; dramatic music plays>

<Cuts to another room, Sasha throwing his notebooks and homework around the room>
Narrator: <Says that Sasha have a meltdown>
Mom: Sasha you did throw your homework so you won't be able to use the computer.
Mom: You made your choice.
Sasha: I'm not going to do homework.
Mom: See this? This is going to the garbage bin! <Throws keyboard to the sofa>
Mom: Do you understand me?
Sasha: No I don't get it, come with me.
<Sasha coughts>
Mom: Hurry and pickup your notebooks!
Sasha: Why? I'm not going to play games.
Mom: Sasha what, you didn't understand me?
Sasha: No! Why should I pickup those notebooks if there are no games?
Mom: Pickup your notebooks, FAST!
Sasha: <Mumbles something>
<Sasha picks up his notebooks>
Mom: And rememmber Sasha, we live by my rules and not by your rules! You understand?
Sasha: I know...
Mom: You still won't want access to the computer? Or you gonna sit down and do math homework?
Sasha: Why do I need a computer... <Mumbles something>?
Mom: You don't need a computer?
Sasha: Why do I need a computer if I can't play what I want?
Sasha: I'm done with this!
Mom: No comments!
Sasha: I'm done with you!
Mom: I said without comments!
Sasha: I don't give a sh*t!
Mom: I said it, now I won't give a damn! Without comments!

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha's mom>
<Sasha's mom calling to a computer tech guy>
Mom: Hello, might I ask you if you can help me with installing a parental control software for a kid?
Computer Tech: Yeah.
Mom: OK, thanks, goodbye!
<Computer tech enters the house>
Computer Tech: Greetings!
Computer Tech: OK, so what's the problem with the patient?
Mom: Patient playing some games that are not for his age, I need to restrict him to 1 hour of games per day, and block some websites so he won't enter them.
Computer Tech: Type the password.
<Mom types the password>
<Sasha enters the room and stares at the screen>
Mom: It's in English...
Computer Tech: There is also Russian.
Sasha: Working with a password? I need a password or what?
Mom: Sasha don't interrupt me!
<Sasha leaves>
Computer Tech: OK, eveything is setup.
Computer Tech: Goodbye!
Mom: Goodbye!
Sasha: Mom who was that?

<Cuts to Sasha's room with Sasha alone>
Sasha: Mom come here.
Sasha: <Screams> MOM!!!!!
Mom: Sasha wait a minute I'm comming. What? <Enters the room>
Sasha: Look. Yelena (probably the mom's name) or Sasha, what to choose?
Mom: What's your name?
Sasha: Sasha.
<Windows XP startup sound>
Narrator: <Says that Sasha realized that something is wrong with the computer>
<Dramatic music starts>
Sasha: <Screams> SHUT UP!!!
Mom: Quiet!
Sasha: <Mumbles something> what's wrong with this dumb internet?! <Says something in broken Russian>
Sasha: I have only those (web)sites and that's it!
Mom: <Says something inaudioable because the dramatic music is too loud> Google works.
Sasha: And why did you do it?
Mom: Because I want you to learn to control yourself and that the computer won't control you, that's why.
<Sasha smilies like a psychopath>
Sasha: <Creepy voice> I will now install all (the) games (I have). (*Yeah, he still speaks broken Russian, so I made some correction to the translation*)

<Camera cuts to another scene in Sasha's room>
Sasha: I will continue behave like this.
Mom: Sasha turn it off! I'm not allowing you to install this!
Mom: What the f*ck, did you put the disc?
Sasha: Yeah, what else?!
<Sasha angrily clicks on the mouse>
Mom: Sasha turn that off! We are not installing this!
Sasha: I don't care!
Mom: OK, that's it!
<Windows XP error sound>
Sasha: Mom wait...
<Sasha's mom throws the keyboard>
Mom: THAT'S IT?!
Mom: THAT'S IT?! YOU MADE TO THIS POINT?!
<Sasha starting to have a meltdown and rips some CDs>
Narrator: <Says that Sasha have a meltdown>

<Cuts to the kitchen with Sasha and his mom>
Mom: This week, you aren't allow to use the TV and the computer!
<Sasha starts to scream and throws a plate to the floor, causing it to break>
<Sasha screems like a banshee>
Mom: Get the hell out of here!
Sasha: <Screams and mumbles something in broken Russian>
Mom: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
Sasha: I'LL SCREEM LIKE THAT ALL NIGHT! NO!!!
<Sasha and his mom started to physically fight>
Mom: Comeon comeon comeon comeon
Sasha: NO!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Get out of here! Go relax yourself!
Sasha: NO!
Mom: Go! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BEHAVING?!!?!?!
Sasha: LIKE THIS!!!

<Cuts to a scene with Sasha, his mom and the host>
Host: You know it isn't easy for mom?
Sasha: She started with those stupied rules!
Host: Yeah...
Sasha: She didn't even asked me!
Mom: Sasha...
Host: If your mom says that you need to turn off the comnputer, please turn it off, and listen to what your mom asks from you.
Sasha: Like I give a f*ck.
<Sasha starting to struggle and breakdown while the host holds him>
<Sasha screems and makes noises from a horror movie>
Host: Easy, easy, easy... OK OK, that's it. Shhh, Sit down, relex, calm down, easy easy...

<THE END>