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Sonic Boom - 100th Thread Spaghetti Special

Apr 24th, 2012
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  1. >Be a few weeks after the Wonderbolts show, and the… ‘encounter’ with Celestia and Luna
  2. >Sonic Boom is sitting on the couch when you walk into the living room one day
  3. >”Dad?” she asks, turning to look at you. “Where do foals come from?”
  4. >Oh god
  5. >Itbegins.jpg
  6. “Well, um… I’m not entirely sure how to answer that, Sonic Boom.”
  7. >She’s still a bit… young, for this, you think
  8. >She’s only four, after all
  9. >Rainbow Dash swoops in, jumping up onto your back. “Heya Anon!” she exclaims, smiling at you, and then Sonic Boom. “Heya kiddo, what’cha two talking about?”
  10. >”Daddy was about to tell me where foals come from!” Sonic Boom exclaims, bouncing excitedly
  11. >Rainbow’s face instantly turns red, and you can smell the tomato sauce coming from…
  12. “Oh man, I completely forgot about the spaghetti!”
  13. >You quickly leap to your feet, sprinting for the kitchen with the speed of Kenyans
  14. >You breathe a sigh of relief, sensing the spaghetti in your pockets no longer rising
  15. >You come back into the living room
  16. >Sonic Boom’s eyes are wide with what you assume is a combination of shock and fear
  17. >Guess Rainbow told her after all
  18. >”Oh, hey Anon! Was just telling Sonic Boom here about how foals are born, that’s all,” Rainbow smiles at you
  19. >…
  20. >She looks up at you
  21. >”Daddy? What’s a ‘trouser snake’? It sounds scary…”
  22. >Aaaaand, there goes your spaghetti.
  23. >It’s all over the floor now
  24. >”Eeeeeww!” Sonic Boom squirms around on the sofa, looking at the pile of noodles on the floor
  25. >…
  26. “…I’ll get a mop…”
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