Bum Bothered

fanny-flustered
hiney-hassled
orifice-obliterated
tushie-tussled
anus-assaulted
posterior-punished
coccyx-crushed
flank-flummoxed
pelvis-pulverized
hind-harassed
arse-attacked
gluteus-gashed
colon-collapsed
rectum-reamed
dorsally-devastated
Taint-troubled
Tushie-ticklish
Derriere-distraught
Colon-crucified
Rectally-ravaged
Anally-assaulted
Pooper-pulverized
Bum-Bashed.
Gluteus griefed
Bottom befuddled
Shitter stressed
Ass agitated
Seat strained
Rectum ravaged
Bum bereaved
Hindquarters harangued
Sphincter stumped
Crapper crippled
Posterior pained
Dorsal dolor
bottom bothered
Anally annihilated
Arse annoyed
Anally anxious
Sphincter shredded
Sphincter stricken
Booty bothered
Rectally Ragnaroked
ass assassinated
Sphincter smashed
Colon collapsed
Pooter Penetrated.
prostate plundered
tuffet traumatized
Rear seared.
ass gassed
Gluteus Madiumus.
Flank Frustrated.
cheek charred