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MMO-Anon Oneshot

Jul 12th, 2012
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  1. >be Anon
  2. >at home in Equestria playing WoP (World of Ponycraft)
  3. >random fag comes up to you asking for gold
  4. >say no
  5. >"but... but i kno who u are!"
  6. >the fuck?
  7. "What you talking about?"
  8. >"hi Anon!"
  9. >wut
  10. >you turn your swivel chair around and look out the window
  11. >Rainbro is hovering outside with a gaming microphone and laptop in her hooves
  12. >you push off from your desk and scoot to the door, opening it
  13. "You play WoP?"
  14. >"Fuck yeah I play WoP!"
  15. >fucking bro
  16. >both of you rush inside and immediately group up and go run dungeons the entire day and go PvPing until 4 in the morning
  17. >you pass out in the middle of a battleground and still manage to cap the flag
  18. >you wake up late the next morning, feeling pressure on your body
  19. >open your eyes and look down
  20. >see Rainbro resting on your chest
  21. >your pants are unzipped, broner in full view
  22. >morning wood isn't helping
  23. >spaghetti pours out of your pockets like no tomorrow
  24. >the sauce pouring down your pantleg lands on your laptops and short-circuits them
  25. >spaghetti everywhere
  26. >such is a day in the life of MMO-Anon
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