Pre-Sonic Boom - Preggo Dash?

This ending takes place after the "Humanization Potion" ending.

>It’s been over twelve hours now, Rainbow’s probably transformed back by now
>You slowly open your eyes, smiling at her sleeping, pony form
“Morning, Dashie…”
>You place your hand lightly on her head as she shifts lightly before slowly opening her magenta eyes
>”Mmm… morning, Anon…” she mutters, cuddling up closer to you
“We should get up, you know.”
>”Eh, I can wait five more minutes,” she smiles up at you, nuzzling against your chin. “Besides, it’s a lot more comfortable on your bed than the couch.”
>You shrug; she’s right, you know
>Roll her over so that she’s laying down on your chest
“So Rainbow, what do you have planned today?”
>She grins
>”Want to see a new trick I thought of the other day? I was meaning to show it to you sooner, but it was too cold the past few days for much practice. But it’s gonna be nice out today, so wanna come see?”
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Both you and Rainbow walk out to the pond a few kilometers away
>Kilometers because you’re not going to use the U.S. customary system you metricsfag
>”Alright, check this out, Anon!” she exclaims, zipping up into the air
>She does a loop, followed by a divebomb right at you
>Ohshitohshitohshit
>She’s gonna crash into you
>nope.avi, she pulls up at the last second, grazing past your shoulder
>Like seriously, she was literally less than an inch from taking off your ear or something
>And now back to the inches/feet/miles
>Fucking metrics
>She flies around, performing tricks similar to those that you would see at air shows back on Earth
>This continues for about 45 minutes
>She finally levels out around 200 feet above you
>”Alright Anon! You ready for the big finisher?” she shouts down at you
>You give her a thumbs-up, signaling her to continue
>She nods, beginning a descent right towards the lake
>She skims lightly along the surface, turning to fly towards you, her wings just barely touching the surface of the water
>Suddenly she’s tumbling along the water, before making a huge splash in the pond, soaking you in water
>You raise an eyebrow; was that supposed to be the finish? Didn’t seem like Rainbow’s style…
>You run over to the edge of the pond as Rainbow climbs out of the water
>She shakes the water off her fur, leaving you even more soaked than before
>She looks up at you
>Falls backwards and starts cracking up at your being completely soaked
“Oh, ha ha, very funny.”
>She stops for a moment and looks at you once again, before grinning and laughing again
>”Oh man, Anon, you should take a look at yourself!” she exclaims, finally starting to calm down. “It’s a shame you don’t have fur like the rest of us, you’re stuck with those clothes,” she says
>fuckit.jpg
>Take them all off, leaving only your boxers on
>Her eyes widen, cheeks blush, and… wait for it…
>A wild wingboner has appeared!
“What was that about being stuck with these clothes, hm?”
>You grin slyly at her, she walks up to you and rears her front legs up, landing on you and pushing you down to the ground
>She’s grinning down at you
>”So no clothes for you today, hm?” she lowers down, grinding against your boxers
>Not sure if in heat, or just really horny
>She’s not a unicorn, so…
>ohshit.jpg
>You look up at her, and shake your head
“I’m still a bit tired from last night, Rainbow. I don’t know if I’m able to go another round.”
>She looks down at your boxers
>”Your body doesn’t seem to be agreeing with you, Anon,” she winks slyly, before bringing a hoof down to rub against both you and her
>She’s getting off to being more dominative?
>You look up at her; she has a strange look in her eyes
“Rainbow, wait.”
>She stops for a moment, before looking back at you
“…Are you feeling strange?”
>She raises an eyebrow, moving her hoof back up to your chest. “Whad’ya mean, Anon?”
“Well, lately you’ve been a bit… off. I mean, what was up with the ending there for one thing? Usually it’s not so much of a flop like that.”
>She scowls at you; looks like you’ve gotten her aggravated at you
>”Well, excuse me for flopping that ending for you, Anon!” she exclaims, leaping off you. “Maybe I got distracted, that’s all. What’s it to you?” she turns around to glare at you
“Whoa, Rainbow, chill out. Seriously, I didn’t mean it like that. It just seemed a bit…”
>“‘A bit…’ what, exactly?” she walks over to you. “Tell me, Anon, what was so off about it?”
“Well, usually you wouldn’t end it with landing in the pond like that. It looked like you sort of… well, crashed.”
>She growls, turning her head. “I just slipped up, that’s all! Why do you have to be on my case about this whole thing?”
“Rainbow, I didn’t say-”
>Too late. She’s already speeding off in the distance
>Fucking hormonal p0nies…
>You decide that going after her is futile at this point
“Maybe Twilight would know more about something like this…”
>You begin the long walk back to your house, grabbing your clothes in the process
>Suddenly, rustling in the bushes
>ohgodnotagain
>Fucking Flutterstalker, wingboners a go-go, staring at you with her big eyes from inside the bush
“What the hell, Fluttershy? I thought we agreed you wouldn’t do this anymore!”
>”Oh, I-I’m sorry, Anon, it’s just… I saw you walking through, so I hopped in the bushes to try and not make you freak out or anything, but…”
>She comes out of the bushes, her back legs trembling a bit
>”W-when I saw you like that, I just couldn’t help myself…”
>She plops down on the ground, and you can see out of the corner of your eye that she’s wet
“Well, do whatever you want, you crazy stalker. I’ve got more important things to worry about.”
>You quickly sprint off with the speed of Kenyans towards Twilight’s house, Flutterslut clopping as she watches you run
>Fucking Fluttershy

>”So what exactly are you here for, Anon?” the purple p0ny looks up at you
>You’re panting as you walk inside
“First things first, Fluttershy is insane. Second, I need to ask you something about pony… things.”
>Her eyes widen a bit as she realizes what you’re asking
>”Oh… um, well, here; let me get a book on that kind of thing,” she says, quickly scurrying off to one of her bookshelves
>Damn, this girl sure reads a lot
>She returns after a few moments, levitating a book over her head
>”We don’t have any details on human anatomy and genetics, but this book should help with any general questions you may have,” she says, floating it over to you
>You take it and stare at the cover: “Inter-Species Genetics”
>Well, now’s as good a time as ever
>You open the book and begin your reading

>Seems legit
>Has pretty detailed information on pony genetics, reminds you of biology class when they talked about the Punnett square for genes
>Turns out most of the time, pony genes turn out to be dominant over other races’ genes
>Hell, even dragons can’t compare
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>”Well, did you find what you were looking for, Anon?” Twilight asks, walking over to you after around 30 minutes of going through the book
“Yeah, a lot of the things I’ve been wondering were in here. There’s just one last thing I’m concerned about…”
>”What’s that, Anon?”
“What happens if both pony and human genes are dominant?”
>She thinks hard for a long while
“Because, the way I see it…”
>You reach over for a pencil and paper, scribbling out a few quick Punnett squares, writing out P’s and H’s on the top and left sides
“If the dominant allele is the pony gene, then theoretically a fetus would end up being just a normal pony…”
>You scribble out a few other scenarios, each with different combinations of capital and lowercase letters for the human gene
“But if the dominant gene is human in this case, the child would end up being…”
>”A human?” she asks, eyeing you for a bit
>You nod
“I can’t put my finger on it, but… when my nephew was born, my sister began showing the same signs as…”
>You stop, your eyes widening
>“What’re you suggesting…?” Twilight’s eyes widen as well, realizing what you may be suggesting
“You’re a smart mare, Twilight.”
>You stand up, closing the book
“I have a feeling you know what I’m talking about. Now, if you’d excuse me…”
>You start towards the door
>”Wait, Anon,” she says, moving between the door and you. “Did you and Rainbow…?”
“She took a transformation potion, Twilight. She was the first human-like thing I’d seen ever since coming to Equestria.”
>”Yes, but still…” she looks down, “You should know to control your emotions and urges better than that…”
>You sigh
“I know you think it’s strange. But consider this; would you ever consider stopping Spike if he ever decided to court Rarity, hm?”
>You walk past her and out the door, leaving her to her thoughts

>You get to your house finally
>Go inside, Rainbow isn’t there
“She’s probably still out there…”
>You walk over to your bed and sit down
>Time for some Serious Anon Reflecting time
>….
>fuckthat.jpg, time for acting, not thinking!
>Action has always been your forte, after all.
>You immediately head out of the house to try and find Rainbow
>Decide that she may have gone to her house
>Fuck, you have no way of getting there, and you’ve pissed off the one unicorn that may be able to help you
>WAIT! What about Rarity?
>Magic’s never been her forte, but she may be able to help you
>Worth a shot
>Quickly begin heading for Rarity’s boutique
>Get there, knock frantically on the door
>”Oh my, calm down, I’m on my way!” you hear her voice come from the other side of the door
>She opens the door, and looks up at you
>”Oh, Anon, it’s you! Come in, what seems to be the problem?” she asks, offering you to enter the boutique
>You shake your head
“Sorry, but I’m in a hurry. Hey, do you know any sort of spell that can get me to fly? I need to be able to reach Cloudsdale, and fast.”
>She thinks for a moment, and then smiles
>”But of course, darling! It’s been a while, but I remember the spell Twilight used on us to travel to Cloudsdale during Rainbow’s competition a while back. Now let’s see…”
>She closes her eyes, and her horn starts to glow
>You feel a tingling feeling in the air around you, and you look around
>Holy fuck wings
>The glow subsides after a few moments, and your wings fold around your back
>They’re like pegasi wings, but not quite as refined
>Should be good to fly on them though
>They’re also brown, matching your hair
>That’s right. You have brown hair. Because Wuten’s writing this fucking story and has decided you have brown hair because darker hair is his fetish
>”Now, that spell won’t last forever, you know; my magic isn’t nearly as strong as Twilight’s, so get whatever business you need done, done, and get back down on your feet once again where you belong,” she smiles
“Thanks, Rarity, I owe you one.”
>”Oh, think nothing of it. Though, if you would be so kind as to come and help me out around the boutique sometime, it’d be much appreciated. I could have good use for those hands of yours,” she winks up at you
>You smile and nod, before heading out towards Cloudsdale
>You stop running just as you reach the outskirts of the giant cloud city
>Not Bespin, you Star Wars nerd, you
>You turn to look at your wings, raising an eyebrow
“So, um… I guess I just start flapping… right?”
>Fuck, you should’ve asked Rarity something about how to fly before speeding out like that
>Too late for that now, time is a factor here
“Alright, here goes nothing…”
>You close your eyes, and extend your wings, giving you a powerful flap, sending your body just a few inches off the ground before landing once again
“Okay, so it looks like it takes more than a few flaps
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>You decide to try and get a running start
>Start running toward a clearing, flapping your wings during the process
>You only get a few feet off the ground before you start flapping frantically to stay above the ground
>Fucking complicated flying methods
>Try jumping first, and then flapping wings
>Get a bit higher, but still cannot keep yourself in the air
>Suddenly hear a small, but audible squeak from behind you
>Turn around, guess who it is?
>Fucking Fluttershy
>”Um… Anon, is there something I can help you with?” she asks, staring at your wings
“Not now, Fluttershy, I’m busy.”
>”It looks like you’re… trying to fly, Anon?” she walks up to you. “It’s not really that hard, all you have to do is get a few good flaps in, and let the wind do the rest,” she says, flapping her wings a few times before gliding around pretty gracefully
“…Alright.”
>You close your eyes, returning your focus to flying
>You follow what she says, flapping your wings a few times before letting the wind carry you
>Holy fuck, it actually worked
“Oh wow, this is great!”
>You start practicing making small swoops around in the air, making sure to keep your center of balance as you make turns
>”Good job, Anon! Woohoo!” she exclaims in her quiet tone as she watches you fly around
>Well what do you know, Flutterslut can actually be useful at times
>”Um, Anon…” she glides over to you, and you stop moving, letting your wings keep you aloft
“Yeah? What is it?”
>”You know, uh… Oh, I saw Rainbow here earlier, and um…” she stumbles over her words a bit
“Where’d she go?”
>Your eyes widen a bit, maybe she knows where you can find her
>”Um… she went up to her home in Cloudsdale, if that’s what you’ve been wondering. I haven’t seen her come out since…” she mutters, looking away
>…
>YOU DON’T SAY?
>Facepalm, and then proceed to give Fluttershy the finger as you speed off towards Rainbow’s home
>Fucking Flutterstalker
>You remember Rainbow pointing out which one her house was to you one day while sitting on a hill
>She was smiling the whole time while both of you watched the clouds roll by
>A lot has changed since then; you want that Rainbow back. The carefree, fun-loving one
“Rainbow? You up here?”
>You fly up to her window, sitting on the pane
>You can see a very obvious lump under the blankets of Rainbow’s bed
>You knock on the window, staring in
>She peeks out, before her eyes widen at the sight of your wings
>She gets up, crawling out of the bed and walks over, opening the window and letting you in
>”But… but how?” she asks, still enthralled by the sight of you with wings
“Rarity created them for me so I could come up here.”
>Rainbow sighs, and then flies over to her bed, laying down on it. “So what do you want?” she asks, looking over to you
“I wanted to come up to apologize, Rainbow.”
>Her eyes widen in surprise, and you walk over to sit next to her on the bed
“I shouldn’t have said those things back there, especially after what we’ve gone through the past few days, that’s probably the last thing you wanted to hear.”
>She sighs. “No, Anon, I shouldn’t have blown up at you like that.” She turns to look up at you. “You were right, after all; I’d not planned that ending. Something caused me a sharp pain all of a sudden and it threw me off balance,” she says, sitting up
“What? What caused it?”
>”I’m not sure… but it was enough to throw my routine completely off-balance and send me crashing into the pond,” she says, huffing a bit. “And I guess knowing that you saw, well, sent me over the edge.”
“…I think I might know what caused it, Rainbow.”
>She looks up at you, surprised. “What? What could have caused it, Anon?” she asks
>You sigh, letting a moment of silence pass as you process how you’re going to break the news to her
“Remember yesterday, with the transformation potion?”
>She nods
“…Well, I think it transformed more than just your outside appearance, Rainbow. I think it also changed your insides as well to match the human transformation…”
>Her eyes start to widen as she slowly begins to understand what you’re saying. “So… you mean when we… and I… and you…” she fumbled over her words for a bit
>You pause a moment, placing your hands together in front of you and letting your head rest on them before speaking once again
“Yes, Rainbow… it would explain everything.”
>She looks down at the ground, standing up and hopping off the bed. “You’re absolutely sure, Anon?” she asks
>You shake your head
“No, I’m not absolutely sure. But it would explain everything that’s been happening lately; the mood swings, the sharp pains…”
>She shakes her head. “No, it can’t be, it can’t…” she mutters, leaping up onto you in a tight hug
“I know it’s hard to imagine, but…”
>You stop yourself for a moment, before turning to look at her, straight in the eyes
“Deep down, I have to admit… I’ve always wanted to have a child of my own.”
>Her eyes widen even more
“And I don’t think I could have picked a better mare to join me in raising that child.”
>You lean forward to her in a soft, gentle kiss
>She’s still in shock from hearing this, but eventually melts into the kiss, moving as close as she can to you
>She kicks you right in your jimmies almost immediately after you break the kiss
>Holy fuck on a fucking fuck fuckwich with fuck on fucking top
>Grip your crotch, doubling over in pain
>”The hell, Anon? Did you think I would be ready for this sort of thing?” she glares at you
>You’re too busy gripping your jimmies to listen coherently to anything she’s saying
>”Seriously, I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility yet…” she mutters, before shaking her head
>You finally gather the strength to endure through the pain to sit up, albeit awkwardly
“I just thought… if we went through this together, it would help…”
>”That’s not the point, Anon! I have ambitions, goals to reach for! I don’t have the ability to raise a filly of my own!”
>You sigh, and nod
“I know, Rainbow, I know.”
>She walks up to you, and hugs you once again, tighter this time. “But this is our child, Anon; that means I can’t turn my back on it like that. That’s not what we do here in Ponyville.”
>Your eyes widen
“So, you mean…”
>She smiles, nuzzling into your neck. “I mean it, Anon. So have you thought of any names yet?” she asks
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>A few weeks later
“Hey Rainbow, got you something while I was out.”
>She’s already begun to show signs of her pregnancy
>And by that, you of course mean vomit every morning
>Not a pretty sight, but you’ve started to get used to it
>She looks up at you and smiles, waving
>You grin, pulling out a small bouquet of flowers
>She gasps a bit, flying slowly over to you
>She’s let her hair grow considerably longer, and the back is tied into a ponytail-like shape
>She smiles brightly up at you, hugging you tightly and nuzzling under your chin
>”They’re beautiful, Anon,” she says softly, sniffing them, before grinning and taking a bite out of one. “Delicious, too,” she says, chewing on the flower of one
>You chuckle at the adorable sight of it all
>She flies out of your embrace and lands on the floor. “I’ve started trying to take it easy lately; it’s a lot harder than I thought it would be,” she chuckles a bit, walking over to the couch
>You follow, sitting next to her
>”I talked with Twilight about it; I should start craving the weirdest things sometime soon. Geez, I can’t wait…” she sighs, grumbling a bit
>You smile
“Well, I know more than anything to not stand between you and something you want; it’ll never end well for me.”
>Both of you laugh at this
>”Glad to hear it, Anon,” she grins up at you, leaning up to place a small kiss on your cheek. “Oh, hey, want to watch some movies?” she asks, smiling
>You smile and nod; she’s been taking more interest in some of the movies you have in your own personal library since being told to not take it too hard during practice by the p0ny doctors
>You proceed to put in a movie and make a bucket of popcorn for the two of you
>She cuddles up next to you, both of you watching the action flick, Rainbow sometimes being sneaky and snatching the popcorn out of your hand with her teeth before you even notice, giving you an innocent look whenever you ask her about it
>Movie’s done, Rainbow is curled up next to you, her head resting on your lap
>”Hah, they call that car fast?” she grins up at you, “I could’ve gone faster than that with one wing behind my back.”
“But you’ve already got both behind your back, right?”
>”That’s not the point,” she smirks, pointing a hoof up at you. “You know as well as I do that I could easily go faster than that.”
>You chuckle and nod; she’s right, especially with the stories you’ve heard from Twilight and the others about her performing a Sonic Rainboom
>Hey, that’s not bad…
“Hey Rainbow, I think I’ve come up with the perfect name now.”
>She looks up at you, her eyes widened a bit. “Oh? Let’s hear it.”
“How does ‘Sonic Boom’ sound? Pretty fitting, don’t you think?”
>She thinks for a moment, and then grins up at you. “Think she’ll be a flyer just like her mom, huh?”
>You nod
>”Then I think it’s the perfect name,” she says. “Besides, we all know that nobody’s as fast as I am, so a name that sounds fast for my child will be just right,” she climbs up onto your lap, placing her forehooves on your shoulders. “‘Sonic Boom’ it is, Anon,” she says, leaning forward to you in a playful, loving kiss
>A few months have passed now
>Rainbow’s beginning to show visible signs of her pregnancy
>Every so often Twilight or Rarity will come over and check-up on her, and Pinkie Pie will come over on other days to see if the baby’s been born yet, usually with confetti, balloons, and streamers at the ready
>It’s actually a pretty funny sight
>Haven’t seen Fluttershy or Applejack in a few days…
>notagoodsign.jpg
>With Rainbow being pregnant, she won’t be able to stand in the way of the two of them nearly as well
>Make sure to take extra precautions when Rainbow’s away
>Including, but not limited to, barbed wire around the inside of the windows, closing the curtains, and barring the door so that no crazy bucking mare can kick your door down… again.
>One day, you sleep in and Rainbow heads out, not wanting to wake you up after all you’ve done for her lately
>itbegins.jpg
>Wake up suddenly to a shattering noise
>Quickly dress and head to the doorway of your bedroom to look for the source
>”Oh, Anon, there you are,” a quiet voice comes from near the shattered window
>Flutter Fucking Slut
“Fluttershy? What the hell are you doing?!”
>”Oh, I’m sorry, Anon, but I had been knocking for a while and you weren’t answering… I was so worried, I thought something terrible had happened, so I came through the window to make sure nothing was going on…” she says innocently
>Not buying it
>”An’ she quickly called me up too, ta make sure ya weren’t hurt or anythin’,” another voice comes from the other side of the room
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>”Wasn’t that just sweet of ‘er?” Applerape walks out of the kitchen
>Fucking fuck to the fuck power
>Your jimmies aren’t safe here, physically or metaphysically
>You quickly begin to sprint for the door
>Suddenly, rope
>You don’t have any more equations to quite accurately describe just how many fucks are going through your head
>Nor do you have time, because you’re on the ground, tied up, just inches from the door
>”We can’t risk Rainbow knowing what happened to you or you making any noise while we make our move, so…” Fluttershy says, hovering over to you, covering your head with a cloth
>Black out as you feel them dragging you off
>Wake up to a dark room
>You’re naked, and tied up to a table
>…Nothing new, you’re always waking up to some strange situation
>”Oh, you’re awake, that’s good,” a soft voice comes from the darkness
>Suddenly, a light flashes on
>myeyes.jpg
>See various tables around the room, each with various vials, tools, and other suggestive-looking items
>You don’t like where this is going
>See Fluttershy wearing a doctor’s robe
>Applejack wearing a black full-body outfit, with holes located…
>Dear sweet Celestia, what is with these two?
>They slowly begin to close in on you, Fluttershy carrying a strange liquid in a vial
>”Dr. Fluttershy here has a little somethin’ for ya. She’s found your instincts aren’t quite what we consider to be ready for what we got in store for ya,” Applejack says, walking over to you, pressing on your crotch
>”Now open wide, Anon, and swallow every drop,” Fluttershy says, hovering over to you, carrying the vial
>You struggle against your bindings, but to no avail; the most you can move is your head
>”Oh my, Applejack, could you coax our patient a bit?” Fluttershy says, looking down to Applejack
>Applejack nods, leaning her head down and giving your member a hard suck, swirling her tongue around it
>You gasp out
>Fluttershy takes this opportunity to pour the contents of the vial down your throat
>You cough some of it out, but it’s futile now
>”There we go, that’s a good patient,” Fluttershy smiles down at you, “You deserve a reward for such a good job,” she says, leaning to you in a wet kiss, some of the contents of the vial entering her mouth as well
>Applejack finally takes your member out of her mouth, “Looks like it’s startin’ ta work, Fluttershy,” she says, pressing her hoof against your expanding member. “What was it you called that thing? Aph… a fro…”
>”Aphrodisiac?” Fluttershy smiles down at Applejack
>Applejack nods. “Yeah, that thing. It looks like it’s working,” she says, grinning and eyeing your crotch
>You’re trying to stop it, but everything’s gone a shade of purple now
>Your sense of touch has increased to the point of almost unbearable whenever Applejack rubs her hoof against you
>”Oh Anon, I’ve been waiting for this for so long,” Fluttershy says softly, “I can’t wait for you to rut me like the poor defenseless mare I am,” she tries to say in a seductive tone, it just ends up sounding creepy
>”Now Fluttershy, remember our deal,” Applejack grins up at her, “I get ‘em first.”
>Fluttershy scoffs. “We both know you’ve gotten some from Anon in the past; I’ve not gotten any!” she exclaims, still a bit softly
>Applejack’s eyes sharpen. “What’d you say, sugarcube?”
>OH, IT.
>IS.
>ON.
>Fucks given: 0
>Well, looks like this is how it ends
>You’ll probably be traumatized from this event whether or not you escape
>Visions of Fluttershy will haunt your nightmares for years to come
>You close your eyes and wait for one of them to relieve you of the aphrodisiac’s effects
>That relief never comes
>Because Fluttershy is off of you and in a catfight with Applejack
>From what you could gather in your inebriated state, something about her not getting any
>fuckyeah.jpg, time to get out of here
>You begin struggling harder and harder against your bindings
>Thankfully, they’re made of rope, so eventually you can get them to budge and slip one arm through
>Neither mare notices, too worked up in the fight against each other for who gets to get plowed first
>Get your other arm free, work on loosening the bindings on your legs
>Quickly get the fuck out of wherever this place is while they fight over you
>Fucking rapist p0nies
>You look around; turns out you were in Fluttershy’s shed
>Fuck that was scary; you’re never going near Fluttershy’s house ever again
>You decide that if you’re going to the Everfree forest, you’re going off the trail and into the darkest part of the forest possible
>Anything’s better than Fluttershy at this point
>You quickly sprint off towards your house, still in the nude, before anyone can catch a glimpse of your forced aroused self
>See your house coming into the distance
>fuckyeah.jpg, almost there…
>”Anon? Is that you?”
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck not now!
>Fucking Twilight
>You stumble and fall flat on your face, just in front of your door
>Quickly do your best to hide your broner from the world
>”…Why are you naked, Anon?” Twilight asks, walking up to you
“Long story.”
>”I love stories! Care to tell?”
“Fuck no, I need to get dressed.”
>”Not even a lit-“
“Damn it, Twilight, can’t you see I’m trying to get inside to fix this problem?”
>You quickly scramble inside and into the bathroom, where you proceed to rub one out to try to remedy the effects of the aphrodisiac yourself
>Hear the door to the house open
>Damn it you’re not done
>”Anon? You there?” you hear Rainbow talking in the living room
>Fucking fuck, you can’t let her see you like this
>She would probably never forgive Fluttershy and Applejack if she found out they tried something
>Hate them as you do, you don’t feel like it would be right to ruin their friendship
>Quietly make sure you locked the bathroom door
>Try not to make any sound as you continue rubbing one out
>”Anon? You in there?” you hear Rainbow outside the door
>Damn, she knows you’re in there
“…Yes?”
>She sounds surprised. “You feeling alright, Anon? Your voice is quivering a bit…”
“Yeah, yeah I’m alright…”
>badpokerface.jpg
>She tries opening the door. “Can I come in?”
>You quickly debate whether or not to open the door
>…fucks.exe has stopped responding
>You walk over and open the door, your broner in full sight for her
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise, and then she looks up at you
>”Were you…?” she asks, pointing a hoof at your crotch
“Yup.”
>”No fucks to give?”
“Nope.”
>She holds a hoof up to you
>Brohoof complete
>”Now then, what should we do about this…” she peers at your crotch
>Few hours later
>Feels like the jimmies of a thousand Anons were ready for rustling, but then were suddenly denied their rustling
>Feeling like a boss, Rainbow took care of you
>Resting on the couch, panting a bit, Rainbow grinning up at you
>”So how was that, Anon?”
>You smile down at her and nod
“I needed that.”
>She chuckles. “I’ll say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you go for that long,” she winks up at you
>You grin
“I suppose I didn’t want to hold back anything this time.”
>”Oh? Is that your fetish then, rutting a pregnant mare like myself?” she grins back at you, climbing up to where she’s eye level with you
>Fucking p0nies and trying to find out your fetish
>A few more months later
>Nearing the end of Rainbow’s pregnancy
>You both have taken every precaution you believed would be necessary
>As in, added a crib into your bedroom
>Rainbow’s definitely showing signs of her pregnancy now; she’s rarely flying from what you can see, instead using her legs to travel
>She walks over to you, sitting up on the couch and nuzzling into your lap
>She looks up at you
>”Anon, what do you think our child will be like?” she asks, smiling
>You think for a moment
>You haven’t forgotten yet about the book about genetics you read all those months ago
“Hm… well, she’ll definitely have wings, that’s a given.”
>You smile, bringing your hand down to softly stroke Rainbow’s wings as you two sit there
“And… she’ll be just as fast as you are.”
>She grins up at you. “Oh? Do you think she’ll be able to do a Sonic Rainboom just like her mother?”
>You chuckle and lean back on the sofa
“Definitely.”
>”Well, I have my own predictions for her as well,” she says, smiling up at you
“Oh? What’s that?”
>”She’ll have a heart as big as her father,” she winks
>public class Jimmies {
>	public static void main (String [ ] args) {
>	String jimmies = "rustled";
>	if(jimmies.equals("rustled")){
>		System.out.println(“Why can’t I hold all these feels?”); }
>	else {
>		System.out.println(“My jimmies remain unrustled.”); }
>	}
>}
>Due date is just weeks away
>Both of you decide to go out for a walk outside
>Near the end of summer, everything’s still full of life
>Rainbow smiles up at you
>”Hey, Rarity said she wanted us to stop by today, she had something she wanted to give us.”
>You nod; she’s always been a kind pony to you. Why not?
“Sure; let’s head over now before we forget.”
>You both begin to head towards Rarity’s boutique
>Arrive, knock on the door
>A young, white-colored filly opens the door
>”Anon!” she exclaims, smiling brightly up at you
“Hey Sweetie Belle, is your sister here?”
>She nods, running off to find her
>Nice kid, definitely has a set of lungs on her for a filly her age
>Rarity comes out after a few moments
>”Oh, Anon! Rainbow! So sorry about not coming to the door immediately, work has had me tied up almost nonstop the past few days,” she says, walking over to you two
“No prob, Rarity. Rainbow says you had something you wanted to give us?”
>”Of course!” she exclaims, walking over to a chest, opening it with her magic and levitating a box out of it, before walking back with it
>You open it
>It’s a baby filly outfit
>The most adorable fucking baby outfit you’ve ever seen
>”Do you like it? I received inspiration during the middle of designing one of my other outfits, so I made the design for it and set it aside, and then started it right after I finished the outfit. I must say, designing baby outfits is harder than I had expected,” she rambles on a bit, wiping her forehead
>”It’s awesome, Rarity!” Rainbow smiles, looking at the outfit. “Thanks a lot!” she exclaims, moving to hug the white unicorn
>Rarity smiles, patting the mare’s back. “You’re welcome, Rainbow; it’s the least I could do, after all,” she says, squirming a bit as Rainbow tightens the hug
>Well, looks like she lives up to her Element’s title
>You smile, seeing the sight of these two friends holding this embrace
>”Now, Anon,” Rarity turns to look at you, “I do believe you owe me for a little something I did a few months back,” she says, grinning a bit
>Fuck, that’s right; you never modeled for her like you said you would
“Alright, I’ll do it, if only to get it over with.”
>Rarity squees in excitement, before turning to Rainbow. “You don’t mind if I borrow him for just today, do you? I’m planning on using him to model for some of my outfits,” she says
>Rainbow smiles and nods, “Of course; but don’t get carried away,” she grins, before walking past you carrying the outfit in her saddlebag, giving you a wink before heading out
>Rarity grins; you swear it’s a rapeface
>ohfuck.jpg
>Spend the entire day as Rarity’s fashion slave
>You kept count for a while, but lost count at 42 outfits
>Looks like the rapeface can be used for more than just >rape
>”Alright, there we go, now just one-”
>Suddenly, Pinkie
>”Anon! Anon! Come quick!” she exclaims, “Rainbow’s having her baby!”
>…wat.
>You quickly speed out of the boutique, still sporting the outfit, with Rarity following close behind you
“Where is she, Pinkie?”
>She turns to look at you as the three of you catch up to each other
>”She’s at Twilight’s now; we gotta hurry!” she exclaims once again, zipping off faster than either you or Rarity can comprehend
>Dayum, that mare can run
>You both eventually arrive at Twilight’s house after a few minutes, Pinkie hopping up and down at the entrance
>”Hurry Anon, hurry!” she exclaims
>You oblige, barely able to stop yourself as you run inside the library
>Rainbow’s sitting up against the wall, wailing out in pain, Twilight acting as a sort of midwife for her
>You know this isn’t the time for this sort of thing, but…
>itbegins.jpg