(FR) Sparkleboom (S4E1&2)

>You are Anon.
>Waiting for the Canterlot Summer Sun Festival to be over with.
>Pretty much the only reason you came here was to make your marefriend, Rainbow Dash, happy.
>The two of you have been a couple for a few years now.
>Even talked about having kids soon.
>However, the constant strain of Twilight trying to break you two apart so that she could have you to herself drove you nuts.
>Rainbow insists that she's just playing around, but she's trying to get your dick everyday.
>Twilight made it her duty to try and prove that she's better for you than Rainbow.
>She redoubled her efforts once she became an alicorn princess.
>The white princess is on stage and saying some dumb shit about how the celebration has new meaning or something.
>You just wanna get back so you and Rainbow can have some fun.
>Luna raises up into the sky and begins to slowly lower the moon.
>Celestia follows her sister and begins to raise the sun.
>Good.
>It's almost over.
>Suddenly, a purple flash flies across the stage.
>In between the sun and the moon, a massive purple star begins to expand and fill the sky.
>Was that...
>Twilight slowly descends from the sky and lands on stage next to the other princesses.
>She looks directly at you with bedroom eyes.
>Great.
>Now she can fucking do a rainboom too.
>Or sparkleboom.
>Whatever.
>You need something to drink.
>Heading over to a nearby refreshment table, you pour yourself some punch.
>"How was that Anon?"
>The new princess approaches you with a flirty tone.
"How long did Rainbow have to train you to do that?"
>Frustration becomes etched on her face.
>"I did it mostly myself! It's all physics. All I had to do is-"
"Let me just stop you there. I don't care. At all."
>"But this means I'm just as good as Rainbow Dash! Even better!"
>You turn to her with a serious expression.
"I don't care. Rainbow and I are sticking together and that's that."
>Leaving behind the perplexed purple pony princess, you rejoin your waifu and head back home.