DS2 Achievelmage : ALL ACHIEVEMENTS 2.1

!!!!A LOT OF THE LEVEL UPS LATER ON ARE WRONG, JUST TRY TO GET WHATEVER YOU CAN!!!!
Discovering means get the yes/no confirmation box to pop up, don't join the covenant just discover it (unless it says to join it).

- Pick cleric class, start with Bonfire Ascetic
! Apparently making a character is an achievement - Self Recollection
- Don't drop your clothes
- Pick up the Binocs for boosting
- Run to majula, light the bonfire
- Talk to the Emerald Herald (Hit X on her and then run off, no standing around)
- Learn gesture from Saulden
! Discover Way of the Blue Covenant - Covenant of the Meek

- Whatever you do DON'T Murder Maughlin
! Discover Company of Champions Covenant - Covenant of the Fittest

- Pick up bones by the tablet
- Pick up crimson parma
- Light first bonfire in heide ruins
? We're killing dragon rider twice because I haven't thought of a better way to fix not having the tseldora set
? You probably can even do the stuff with felkin more optimally but whatever this is fast enough and you're going to take at least 12 hours to do this run so minor stuff I'll iron out later
@ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats
- Send Cleric lady back to Majula
- Warp back to 1st bonfire, burn ascetic, warp back to second
@ Kill Dragon Rider...again...with fall off strats
- Warp to Majula

- Go towards cardinal tower bonfire
- Buy 3 amber herbs, 10 lifegems, 5 firebombs and blacksmith key
- Select TALK from her menu to get silver serpent ring +1
- TALK to her enough to get her to appear in Majula
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- Go talk to Cale the Cartographer to get his key, bone back
- Put the silver ring on and pop souls on elevator down to...
@! Beat up Last Giant with mace - Last Giant

- Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
@ Parry, ballista and lob a firebomb to kill Persuer
- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula

- Level up at least 13 ATU, 22 FTH and 20 INT
- Unlock blacksmith
- Head towards Huntsman's Copse
- Pop Persuer Soul and put on Ring of Blades
- Pick up Rouge Water
- Buy the Archdrake Chime, Great Resonant Soul and Resonant Soul from Felkin
- TALK to Felkin for the sweet hood and staff (and put the hood on)
- Light bonfire under the bridge (for chariot later)
- Attune Resonant Soul
- Get key to last bonfire in area, talk to Creighton a bunch then learn gesture
@ Kill skeleton lords with reso soul and the archdrake chime

- Smash skele lord soul
- Light bonfire next to ore lady
- Talk to ore lady to send her back to Majula
- Pick up one large titanite shard here
- Also pick up the Fragrant Branch of Yore
- Warp back to Majula
- Upgrade your Archdrake chime to +4
- Level up 25 FTH few ATU
- Attune GRS, warp back to huntsman's copse
- Grab Chameleon, you know where that is right (In the last foggy poison area before covetous)
@ Kill Covetous Demon

- Fully talk to Lucatiel
- Warp back to Majula
- Level up 16 ATU if you've not already
- Buy Soul Appease from ore lady
- Attune GRS and Soul Appease
- Buy cat ring and 10 bones and 10 skulls
- Kill the skeleton in the mansion
- Head towards Grave of Saints
- Pick up Pharros Lockstone in the well
- Use Lockstone and pick up Whisper of Despair
@ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with Soul Appease / GRS
! Join the rat covenant - Gnawing Covenant


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Good time to mention, don't smash these souls, you need them for spells later on, if you do you'll need to kill that boss again and that's slow, so DON'T DO IT

Royal Rat Vanguard Soul
Royal Rat Authority Soul
Soul of Velstadt
Scorpioness Najka Soul
Ruin Sentinel Soul
Old Witch Soul
Old King Soul
Old Dead One Soul
Old Paledrake Soul
Darklurker Soul
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- Go towards rotten
- Pick up the Token of Spite, Dark Fog and Branch of Yore on way to Rotten
- Light first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Grab Scraps of Life (in front of first worm)
- Fall down to where she is and fully talk to Lucatiel
- Light second bonfire in Black Gulch
- Attune GRS and RS
- Kill the giants that drop forgotten Key, bone back
- Talk to Abyss NPC, bone back

- Grab GLS, the witchtree branch and Soul Vortex in the well (all 3 chests)
- Head towards shaded woods
- Unpetrify pyro lady
! Give her a full set of clothes (imported set) - Change of Clothes
- Buy all of her pyromancy spells and the fire resist ring
- Fully talk to Benhart, learn gesture
- Pull lever, scraps to kill all the mobs
- Light crossroads bonfire
- Head through misty woods
- Pick up Amber Herbs near curse pot on the way to...
- Pick up Clear Bluestone Ring +1 in misty woods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHvGgEAfhg)
- Talk to Abyss NPC and loot Homing Soulmass from chest, run out of cave
- Light bonfire in shaded ruins

- Warp to forked road
- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- Pick up Repair after the Shrine of Winter on the right
- Loot Great Combustion from the chest as the drangleic gates open
- Take first bonfire in Castle
- Talk to Abyss NPC (farest left door in room with many doors that need enemies killed next to them to open)
! Join covenant and put on Abyss Ring (extra hex damage wooo) - Abysmal Covenant
@ Murder Dragon Riders

- Talk to Benhart fully
- Grab Caitha's Chime and Soul Greatsword
- Grab the 10 Flame Butterflies in room where you pull the lever to lower the gate (don't go up THE LADDER)
- Pop some souls on the big long elevator up (BUT NOT THE ONES YOU NEED TO KEEP)
- Check if Caitha's +0 or archdrake +4 is better for hexes, use that one then for next boss
- Summon Benhart for this fight, make sure he doesn't die
@! Murder Mirror Knight - Looking Glass Knight
- Pick up Soul Bolt in the chest after mirror knight

- Now we're in Shrine of Amana
- Upgrade the Caitha's Chime to +8
- Do some leveling, 20 ATU, then INT/FTH towards 30
- Warp back to Majula for leveling
- Pick up Fire Tempest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nz8VwU6C9w)
- Pick up Homing Crystal Soulmass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jobTk65b8E)
@ Murder Demon of Song

- Talk to Grave Warden Agdayne and buy all of his spells (and some shrooms I guess)
- Also learn his gesture
- Pick up Crushed Eye Orb
@ Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt)
! Pick up the King's Ring - King's Ring

- Warp to Majula
- Ore lady at this point sells a lot of upgrade materials at this point
- Upgrade Caitha's Chime to +10
! Upgrading a weapon to +10 was an achievement - Supreme Weapon

- Warp to Earthen Peak
@ Kill Medusa lady

- Grab Iron Keep Bonfire
- Warp to Dragon Rider bonfire
- Fully talk to Lucatiel
- Talk to Cahrillion of the Fold, buy ALL of his spells and herbs
- TALK to him a bunch to send him back to Majula
- Summon Lucatiel for the boss, make sure she doesn't die (haha)
@ Kill Flexile Sentry (Flexible Sentinel)
- Pick up pyro glove, bone back

@ Murder Old Dragonslayer
! Talk to guy who can only see blue and discover what being blue is all about (blue his house with a blue little window and a blue corvette...) - Protector Covenant
- Also learn his gesture

- Warp to Cardinal Tower and talk to Cale to send him back to Majula
! You sent everyone to Majula, hurray - Gathering of Exiles

- Warp back to Majula, kill Maughlin for his sweet clothes (and put them on), maybe level a bit
- Warp back to Iron Keep
- Grab Pharros Lockstone by the water urns
- Grab the Dull Ember
- Unlock the way to belfry sol, light the bonfire, head towards iron king
? You can get to old iron king without going through belfry sol, by doing an angled sprint from the top of the ladder, not hard
- Light bonfire before Old Iron King
@ Kill Old Iron King
! Primal bonfire back to Majula - Iron Keep Bonfire

- Buy Deag again, 1 bonfire ascetic, 1 boltstone, 3 firestones and 3 darkstones from ore lady, 12 large titanite shards and 12 normal titanite shards
- Level up 12 STR, 30 ATU then towards 30 INT/FTH, but leave like 30k souls I think
- Warp to Lost Bastille
- Talk to lucatiel fully
- Open up McDuff's workshop, light the torch in it, rest at bonfire
- Walk back inside and and give him the ember and buy the better shield
- Infuse a bunch of gear, need to spend 14,000 on infusing
- Make sure to infuse lightning on sacred chime and dark on caitha's chime and dark sunset staff
- Upgrade Cleric's Sacred Chime to +10
- Upgrade shield to +6 or higher
! Talk to him to get his love - Smith for Life

- Warp to Second Black Gulch Bonfire
- Pick up Pharros Lockstone (in pot, right next to bonfire)
- Summon Lucatiel for the boss, make sure she doesn't die
@ Kill The Rotten
! Use Primal bonfire - Gulch Bonfire

- Go visit the cat again and buy ring of whispers, buy like 10 more bones
- Warp to first bonfire in Black Gulch
- Burn an ascetic (you only do this once, not twice like in all bosses)
- Clear Darklurker dungeon
- Kill the giants for another Soul of a Giant, bone back

- Warp to Shaded Ruins
- Do Abyss Side Dungeon
@ Kill Scorpion Lady

- Talk to Manscorpion Tark with the whisper ring on to obtain gesture, bone back
- Attune Dead Again and Scraps of Life, equip your staff
- Pick up Twisted Barricade in Doors of Pharros (It's up the ladder, the one you climb up)
@ Kill Royal Rat Authority with Scraps of Life / Great Reso

- Attune Dark Fog and GRS
- Summon Benhart, his sign is in a tent, don't let him die
@ Kill the Prowling Magus with your spells

- Attune GRS, RS and Scraps of Life
- Head straight for Freja
@ Kill Freja
- Kill The Duke and Vengarl's Body
! Use Primal Bonfire - Brightstone Bonfire

- Level up towards 30 INT 30 FTH, rest into FTH but leave like 10k
- Guy buy Lightning Spear from Licia
- Warp back to before Freja
- Go grab Great Fireball (in room with all the spiders and the lever, you have the key to the door on the right), bone back
- Attune GRS, RS, LS, put on your cleric chime
- Warp and do the Drangleic Darklurker dungeon
@ Lights out for Darklurker

- Talk to Abyss NPC for another Great Reso Soul and Climax
- Buy Profound Still and ALL of his effigies and ascetics
! This also maxed out a covenant so you get - Selfless Giver

- Warp to Lost Basttile (not sure if mcduff or tower apart is closer to next boss
@ Go kill Ruin Sentinels
- Pick up Hush behind the secret walls

- Rest at bonfire here
@ Go kill Gargoyles
- Take bonfire after them and ascetic it to respawn the gargoyles
- Ascetic to respawn the Gargoyles
@ Kill Gargoyles again for the +2 gold ring, bone back

- Unpetrify Straid, buy every spell he sells and rouge waters
- Learn gesture from him
- Light that bonfire by him

- Light Sinner's Rise bonfire
- Summon Lucatiel and BOOK it to the boss, make sure she doesn't die
? NPCs do not need to be in the boss room when the fight is over to receive credit on boss kills
@ Kill Lost Sinner
- Pick up the branch after him in the chest
! LIGHT primal bonfire (don't use it) - Sinner's Bonfire
- Bone back, ascetic sinner bonfire
@ Kill Lost Sinner again, the poor girl
- Now you can go back to Majula

- Level up ALL INTO VGR OH BABY
- Attune Climax and scraps (or GRS if you're a wuss)
- Warp to Huntsman's Copse
- Pick up the token of fidelty by the bonfire
@ Murder Executioner's Chariot
! Talk to Titchy Gren to join Brotherhood of Blood - Sanguinary Covenant
- Buy all his pyromancies and the Delicate String

- Warp to Forked Road, go talk to Vengarl and get his gesture
! Obtain's Vengarl's Helmet - Reflections of Disembodiment

! Talk to Lucatiel in front of Aldia's Keep to get her gear - Lucatiel's Trophy
- If you somehow haven't gotten the gesture from her yet, get it now
- Grab the 2 bonfire Ascetics to the right on 3rd floor in the chest (before the switch you pull/door)
- Grab Soul Geyser in Aldia's Keep (in acid pool)
@ Murder Guardian Dragon

- Obtain Aged Feather
- Get the Ascetics in the chest
- Obtain Petrified Dragon Egg
- Pick up Crystal Magic Weapon in the chest next to the egg
! Acquire Ashen Mist Heart - Ancient Dragon

- Go up to the Pursuer area giant memory, talk to benhart fully there
- Go into the memory and talk to benhart fully there
- Finish Memory for a soul of a giant
- Go back to Memory of Jeigh
- Summon Benhart in giant memory, don't let him die
@ Murder Giant Lord
- Get that soul of a giant

- Go back up to benhart, the bugger
! Get his lousy sword and lousy gear - Moonlight Greatsword

- Go to that last memory
! Fully talk to captain drummond to get his hat - Holder of the Fort
- Also learn his gesture
- And get that soul of a giant

@! Kill Vendrick - Vendrick

@ Murder Those POS Throne Watchers (super easy)

@ Murder Nashandra
- POP SOULS WHILE WAITING FOR ENDING
! Watch ending - The Heir
? Go to the bathroom

- Back in Majula bitches, king of all the land
- Buy all of Carhillion of the Fold's spells
- Buy the 12,000 soul ladder from ladder guy and the miniature ladder
- Learn his gesture
! TALK to him to get his gear - Garrulous Miser

! Go talk to Cale in the mansion fully to get his gear - Curious Map

- Go have a chat with Licia
- Buy all of Licia's Spells
- Go invade Licia and kill her for Soothing Sunlight
- Maybe run over to Felkin and buy all of Felkin's Spells (it's probably faster to just warp)
- LEVEL UP VGR/END probably

@ Warp to Rotten, Ascetic Bonfire, kill him

@ Warp to Old Iron King, Ascetic Bonfire, kill him

- Warp to after Magus
- Buy all of Cromwell the Pardoner's spells,
@ Head down to the Freja bonfire, Ascetic it, kill Freja

- Warp back to Straid and trade for all the souls listed before for the spells you need frmo him
! ALL HEXES YAAAAAAAY - Master of Hexes
- Also TALK to him for his baller hood (probably put it on, casting speed yo)

- Warp to Belfry Sol
! Join Belfry Covenant - Clangorous Covenant
- Be offline and farm 25-30 mad warrior kills (wikis say 30 but some of us swear we did it with 25)
- ON PC, have task manager open and monitor the memory usage of the dark souls process, you can observe it to figure out when it spikes when resting at the bonfire repeatedly to determine when mad warrior has spawned so you can go up and kill him, more info here (http://redd.it/242mtb)
- Have the delicate string on
- Farm Mad Warrior
- Grab Immolation in the chest while you're here
- Talk to leader to obtain Hidden Weapon (best spell in Dark Souls 1 returns)
- Attune flash sweat
- Get chaos storm by getting wet from the urns, casting flash sweat, putting on the fire resist ring and using an elizabeth mushroom (or even 2, or even also a big life gem)

- Warp to first Bonfire in Iron Keep
! Join Dragon Covenant - Covenant of Ancients
- Buy Fall Control, Dark Hail, Darkstorm, a Branch of Yore and all the Rusted Coins from Magerold

- Warp back to Aldia's Keep
- Die if you're fully human
- Talk to Navlaan while undead to finish his quest and open his shop
- Buy all of Navlaan's spells
- Also buy a bunch of ascetics
! ALL SORCERIES YAAAAAAAY - Master of Sorcery

- Warp to Harvest Valley second bonfire
- Put on your Gold +2 ring on and your Traveling Merchant Hat, use any rusted coins you might have (DUPE THOSE COINS)
- Farm 30 sunlight medals from the big giant overseer guys (use ascetics to respawn them)
- You need to kill covetous to respawn them again
? You can kill the hollows on the way, they drop pieces of the Prisoner's Set, which the chest piece gives +item drops
- The falconers in NG+ in the tutorial area also drop them, you want to do both falconers AND giants, because just doing only giants, they get way way way too much HP in later NG+'s, you can use yearn to not have to worry about the enemies up to the falconers
- Head over to the sunbros statue, learn gesture from the statue
! Join Heirs to the Sun Covenant - Brilliant Covenant
- Offer the 30 medals for Sunlight Spear

- MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE SPELL EXCEPT Great Magic Barrier, Bountiful Sunlight, Wrath of the Gods, Great Chaos Fireball (http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Magic)
- ALSO GESTURES (http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/gestures)
- Go NG+

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Just go do branch skip, aldia's gate skip, (killing guardian dragon is faster than skipping him with hexes probably) then giant lord and throne watches and nash then in NG+ branch skip then talk to wellager, if you don't airwalk then follow the below things
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- Go grab the branch in the gutter
- Do shrine of Winter Skip
@ Bunch of mandatory bosses

- Attune Lifedrain Patch, use it on the shield dudes standing in your way, 1 cast kills them and use it when velstadt is buffing
@ Velstadt

@ Rest of Mandatory Bosses

- You can skip the credits now
- NG++

- Go grab the branch in the gutter
- Do shrine of Winter Skip
- Talk to chancellor Wellager
! Learn final gesture - Gesture Maestro
- Buy all his spells
! ALL PYROMANCIES YAAAAAAAY - Master of Pyromancies
! ALL MIRACLES YAAAAAAAY - Master of Miracles
! ALL ACHIEVEMENTS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY - The Dark Soul

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